(Source: himynameistade)


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  • me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
  • mom: finish the one you have sweetie
  • me: it's empty
  • mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*

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darachtheboat:

one of the best moments in television history 


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(Source: cosmiique)


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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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shipcomingthrough:

heavenandhellcastiel:

I made myself sad

you mADE EVERYBODY SAD

FUCK YOU

(Source: articulatedasdfghjkl)


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